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So much win. letmeworryaboutblank: The Art of Meeting Men “What...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:03:54 -0700

So much win.

The Art of Meeting Men

“What do I have to lose at this point? A re-run of Dallas and a pint of ice cream?”

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I love this. mbriyo: (via macaroononastick)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:59:53 -0700

I love this.

mbriyo:

(via macaroononastick)

that was SO painful to watch. letmeworryaboutblank: Mike Tyson...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:31:58 -0700

that was SO painful to watch.

letmeworryaboutblank:

Mike Tyson with the cast to Jersey Shore at The Spike TV 2009 Video Game Awards.

Insert your own jokes.

This time of year reminds me to always love those you care...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:01:20 -0700

This time of year reminds me to always love those you care about. Even if they’re a million miles away. Even if you fight. Even if they’ll always love someone more than you. Forget the selfish shit and don’t be afraid to love without boundaries because you never know when they’ll be gone.

I can’t save you, but I’ll love you.

aileen365:

Tim Jordan

love of my life. (via palahniukandchocolate)

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:04:32 -0700

love of my life.

(via palahniukandchocolate)

I’d love to do eye tracking research on that because the...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:55:46 -0700

I’d love to do eye tracking research on that because the first three things I saw was “hackers” “zombies” and “twilight”

(via letmeworryaboutblank)

I love these dudes with all of my football heart. I want a dorky...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:48:47 -0700

I love these dudes with all of my football heart. I want a dorky funny pro athlete that isn’t a douche!

aileen365:

katietothemax:

Manning Face! Check out manningface.com for more Peyton/Eli “Aw shucks!” greatness. (via theagonyofdefeat)

Haha this Manning Face website is great!

WTF with the blue ones? Berry tea? Must investigate Lipton...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:47:30 -0700

WTF with the blue ones? Berry tea? Must investigate Lipton varieties!

loveyourchaos:

alicekathryn:

tasteslikeglitterandrocknroll:

I want to do tea art!

I enjoyed this immensely. joncheese: kind of amazing

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:46:04 -0700

I enjoyed this immensely.

joncheese:

kind of amazing

LOL’z...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:04:17 -0700

LOL’z MLISJS

studentloansforbeermoney:

goditsmeamanda:

this is an ACTUAL photo from an ACTUAL sweet 16 party that my brother ACTUALLY attended…MY LIFE IS JERSEY SHORE

“My boyfriend Vinnie made me hold his feet down while he did crunches today. My life Is so Jersey Shore. MLISJS”

GAH! somethingintellectual: Holy mother of cute.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:50:40 -0700

GAH!

somethingintellectual:

Holy mother of cute.

dogs dressed like people…I never will get sick of...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:45:50 -0700

dogs dressed like people…I never will get sick of it.

studentloansforbeermoney:

veronicathenoseylady:

synecdoche:

(via fauxchenaux)

this will always make me laugh

Love your food posts. The food you prepare looks so beautiful!...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:43:07 -0700

Love your food posts. The food you prepare looks so beautiful! Even if it’s just an egg!

ilenepowell:

4.5 Point Breakfast:
Featuring: 2 oz of persimmon (0.5 points)
4 oz yoplait fiber one nonfat peach yogurt (0 points)
1 hard boiled egg (2 points)
1 alternative bagel, sweet wheat (1 point)
1 serving weight watchers cream cheese (1 point)
1.5 cups green tea, from tea bag (0 points)

I kind of love this ginger. aileen365: This was on my local...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:40:57 -0700

I kind of love this ginger.

aileen365:

This was on my local news last night.

Best snowboarder ever

"No, I said that everything on the site should be in all caps. That’s how important the message is."

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:38:15 -0700

“No, I said that everything on the site should be in all caps. That’s how important the message is.”

- (via clientsfromhell)

hahahahahahahaah lol’d

WOW! I had never seen the video! paulscheer: Jersey Shore on...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:36:46 -0700

WOW! I had never seen the video!

paulscheer:

Jersey Shore on MTV is quickly becoming on of my favorite shows. You can’t overhype this show. It’s bananas.

I might be late to the party on this, but this clip of a big dude punching a girl in the face sums up just how nuts the show actually is

SNOOKI PUNCH

This is for @knape. Seems like something she would send to...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:34:01 -0700

This is for @knape. Seems like something she would send to me.

somethingintellectual:

beneathmybones:(via bananafishbonez)

WANT! tumblrrinserepeat: via www.thedesignblog.org

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:33:35 -0700

WANT!

tumblrrinserepeat:

via www.thedesignblog.org

Patton is one of my favorite comedians. Although I’m...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:33:04 -0700

Patton is one of my favorite comedians. Although I’m alarmed at how he got through this whole thing w/o someone commenting on it first ;)

studentloansforbeermoney:

I love this man.

I would agree :) suicideblonde: GQ names Parks and Recreation...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:29:11 -0700

I would agree :)

suicideblonde:

GQ names Parks and Recreation as Sitcom of the Year

With all due respect to fans of Modern Family, The Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Questlove of The Roots wrote last week that Parks and Rec is the Wu Tang of Comedy, he nailed it. This, no doubt, comes as a shock to people who dipped their toes in last season and left disappointed. We know. We understand. The first six episodes blew. The creative team has said that run last spring was really one extended pilot. That’s true—and a shame. Because it turned off a lot of viewers

But while no one was watching, the focus changed. Amy Poeher’s parks commissioner Leslie softened. The limp romance between Mark (Paul Schneider) and Ann (Rashida Jones) moved to the background. The true lunatic weirdness of the show—from Chris Pratt’s pit-dwelling, shoe-shining, Deal Or No Deal-auditioning Andy to Nick Offerman’s lover of brown haired ladies and breakfast food Ron Swanson—started to emerge. It’s got the deepest bench on TV. (Aziz Anzari = brilliant. Aubrey Plaza is our biggest entertainment crush right now.) The best guest stars. (LouisCK, Megan Mullally, Fred Armisan.) And, of course, Amy Poehler, whose warmth and willingness to totally humiliate herself confirmed what we always knew: she’s one of the best comedians working today.

For all that, though, the real star of the show is Pawnee. Unlike The Office, which exists in a hermetically sealed lucite box of sadness that hits WAY too close to home these days, Parks and Recreation pulls back the lens and lets the town become a character. Just off the top of my head, here are a few details of what we’ve learned about Indiana’s finest city. It has…

–An anti-semitic past that is celebrated in mural form
–A library department that is a group of “punk ass book jockeys” and the “worst group of people ever assembled”
–Raccoons that aren’t nocturnal and tend to attack children
–A sewer department overrun with floozies
–A gay bar and a strip club and a nipple factory and a restaurant named The Jurrasic Fork
–And, of course, a giant pit that the government can’t seem to get filled

Reminds you of something, doesn’t it? Springfield. And while we know that any comparison’s to the Golden Age of The Simpsons is heady praise that borders on sacrilege, it’s deserved. Parks and Recreation is absurd. Hilarious. Packed with polished jokes, unexpected turns, and boasting real heart. Simply put, this is the funniest show on television right now. America, start watching. You’re missing something special.