one of my favorite vultures ever. so beautiful.

killerwhales:

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fuckyeahjewishmen:

youmeandeveryonewelol:

astateofflux:

robhelmxxx:

rosesnoskies:

“Exit the warrior, today Tom Saywer”

I loveeed this bit in the film!

Slappa da baaasss!

Pistol & Joben

palahniukandchocolate:

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jessicacohn:

superficial shit that bothered me new moon - yeah, i fucking know. new moon. i’m judging myself too, join the club.

1. JORTS = the only item of clothing jacob black owns and wears. i can look past the bad wig and the scary neck muscles but i simply can not get over your jorts. i know putting a native american in some basketball shorts or cargos would be weird but SHIT. JORTS!? the less attractive wolf dudes get better stylists, what gives?

2. “im just so….cold.” “well im 108*…” ::slides over and leans head on shoulder::

if this were an INTERESTING movie, jacob’s next line would have been “here bella, put your hands between my legs. it’s “warm” there.” and then they would have started hooking up in the car. instead of WASTING MY TIME letting jesus sit between them.

3. then there’s the whole bit about no one finding it mysterious that a bunch of native american dudes are running around town shirtless all the time while everyone else is in jackets. whatever happened to no shoes no shirt no service?

really the best part of the movie (aside from the SOA bikers) was when bella first meets the wolf gang and a dude in the back row of my audience coughs out “heyyyy ese” in an excellent latin kings accent as they introduced themselves. loved that.

girls screamed every.single.time. jacob was on the screen and finally a hood rat yelled out “damn yall. stop showing you so horny” which was also pretty great. mind you they didn’t stop and when edward proposed…people lost their shit. those might have been the only screams for edward though, HA. pale douchebag.

this could launch into a really lengthy discussion on this generation i unfortunately belong to or how this series celebrates domestic violence and stalker obesssions but i’ll save that for another time when i don’t have to get my tron on and go catch an amanda blank set.

Typical flip-flopper. Just trying to capitalize on the Hallmark Holiday that is Christmas :)

aileen365:

ilenepowell:

Neil Diamond Xmas Album? What does his rabbi think about this?

Wait. NEIL DIAMOND IS JEWISH?!

hahaha.

allcreatures:

idledays:

Phorusrhacids (“Rag-Bearers”), or terror birds, were a family of large carnivorous flightless birds that were the dominant preditors in South America during the Cenozoic 62–2 million years ago. They were roughly 1–3 meters (3–10 feet) tall. Their closest modern-day relatives are believed to be the 80 cm-tall Seriemas.

EVOLUTION IS SO DISAPPOINTING.

tumblrrinserepeat:

enjoytheshow:

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I  love all of them!

popculturebrain:

TOP CHEF LAS VEGAS RECAP: A Final Four That Nobody Ever Saw Coming Ever Ever

The Frozen Zombie Treat

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Let’s just promise to reblog this every other week. just for reminders. 

aileen365:

shesromantic:

(This helped me once. I hope it helps you.)

If a guy treats you like he doesn’t give a shit, it’s because he doesn’t give a shit.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

Men don’t forget how much they like you, so put down the phone.

If a guy doesn’t call you, he doesn’t want to call you.

Calling when you say you’re going to call is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house, baby. And it’s cold outside.

Don’t let the “honeys” and the “babys” fool you. His sweet nothings are exactly that. They are much easier to say than “I’m just not that into you.” Remember, actions speak louder than, “There’s no cell reception where I am right now.”

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves. If he’s not calling you to tell you he loves you and wants you back, it should only be because he’s showing up at your new residence to do it in person… if he’s not doing any of that, he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you. Stop taking his calls and let him know what it’s like to live without you.

Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You’re deeply missable.

Breakup sex still means you’re broken up.

Cut him off. Let him miss you.

The reason it’s so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed. The part is realizing that he was lying to you, in some way, before the moment of vanishing.

Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.

He doesn’t need to be reminded that you’re great.

There’s a guy out there who’s going to be really happy that you didn’t get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

Don’t give him the chance to reject you again.

No matter how powerful and real your feelings may be for someone, if that person cannot fully and honestly return them and therefore actively love you back, these feelings mean nothing.

“But sometimes we’re so focused on finding our happy ending we don’t learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don’t, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy, maybe… it’s you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is… just… moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.”

We all need a little reminder once in a while.